Cause I dug my key into the side of her skinny, little freaky country singer tush.

Maybe next time she will think before she cheats.

Carrie Underwood can cheat with me anytime she wants.

We would go back to my place and play strip Karaoke all night long.

Then we would try and bounce quarters off that perfect little tush of hers.

Wow, Carrie Underwood looks like fun.

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