The Story of Purim Part 2 (Tush Edition)
So, in our previous post The Story of Purim (modern version with bikinis)
(Which you might want to read first), we ended with the fact that the king banished Queen Vashti and decided to throw a bikini party instead.
So, the king is now single, and he needs girls to come to his party.
Since he is the king, he needs to have the hottest girls there, so that his friends will be impressed.
The king gets on the phone and calls up his friends over at HotJewishGirls.com and has them send over some talent
There were so many girls there that they had to stand in line.
The king was happy and he proceeded to watch the girls dance and take off their clothes while he partied with his friends and watched the amazing tush action.
There was this Hot College Girl
The croud was really loving her and the king was enjoying himself with some more girls of his own.
Anyway, As the king was looking at some more amazing College Girls, he started to feel a bit lonely.
What had he done?
He just banished his wife and realized that he was going to die alone.
He didn’t want to be by himself, so he hatched up a plan.
The king would hold a contest to find his queen.
The girls got back up on stage and started shaking their bottoms trying to impress him.
The king liked what he saw, but he wasn’t exactly too impressed.
It was then that he knew he had to do something drastic.
His friends suggested that he buy the book “Become Your Own Matchmaker: 8 Easy Steps for Attracting Your Perfect Mate” by Patti Stanger the Millionair Matchmaker.
But he wasn’t sure if that was the greatest idea.
However, there was this amazingly hot Jewish Girl named Esther who wanted to become the new queen.
She was a bit shy and wasn’t sure if she should do it, but her Uncle Mordachai urged her to do it and so she did.
Look at how amazingly hot Queen Esther is.
The story gets a lot better.
To read Part 3 of the Purim story go here